I love books.
“When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?”
“What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do you say, Piglet?”
“I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?” said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully. “It’s the same thing,” he said.”
put it in there.
you win, crispin.
Ryan Gosling. Not only is he smokin, but he’s cool. Whodathought?
twenty-six years gorgeous
all ruffles and bras
we danced the macarena
every middle school boy’s
dream thirteen years late
and right on time I held a
belly full of goat cheese and
two-buck wine and never stopped
to think about my muffin top.
Mostafa
befriended by: Brittany in 2007.
34-year-old Moroccan, discovered working behind the counter of the Athens, GA, Dunkin’ Donuts.
Mostafa disappeared for almost four weeks and returned with no real explanation to his live-in girlfriend. Only after happening upon some curious photos was it discovered that he had sauntered to Morocco for a month-long, arranged marriage ceremony…to a sixteen-year-old girl. When asked if he had accepted a dowery, Mostafa simply replied, “Yeah, baby. Just like a few camels ‘n shit.”
quotes:
I really love you, gurlz.
You really fucked up this time, babee.
Did you come to my house and take a picture of my cat?*special collector’s edition comes with Mostafa’s Moroccan best friend, Mostafa. The two can usually be seen walking arm in arm down Broad Street in matching NYPD t-shirts. COMING SOON!
